{"id":1515,"date":"2013-08-06T21:10:24","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T19:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gogescu.com\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2020-10-19T10:42:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-19T07:42:47","slug":"demotivare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gogescu.com\/wp\/2013\/08\/06\/demotivare\/","title":{"rendered":"Demotivare"},"content":{"rendered":"

\t\t\t\t\"image003\"<\/a>U\u015fa se deschide brusc \u015fi b\u0103iatul intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103:
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, tat\u0103 !
\nTat\u0103l, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi ia ochii de la monitor:
\n-Pe unde ai umblat ?
\n-Am fost in armat\u0103 !<\/p>\n

<\/b>– D-le doctor, imi tremura mainile tot timpul.
\n– Bei mult ?
\n– Nu, mai mult dau pe jos.<\/b> <\/b><\/p>\n

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\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0 <\/b>Nu-ti fa griji cu sanatatea. Trece.\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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So<\/b>\u021b<\/b>ia a venit acas\u0103 beat\u0103. Pentru a nu se dea de gol \u00een fa<\/b>\u021b<\/b>a
\nso<\/b>\u021b<\/b>ului repede deschide laptopul <\/b>\u0219<\/b>i st\u0103 cu un z\u00e2mbet inteligent pe fa<\/b>\u021b<\/b>\u0103. <\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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So<\/b>\u021b<\/b>ul:
\n– Drag\u0103, \u00eenchide servieta <\/b>\u0219<\/b>i treci la culcare.<\/p>\n

<\/b>
\n\u00centr-un compartiment de tren urc\u0103 o pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103 blond\u0103 voluptoas\u0103,\u2026
\nfust\u0103 scurt\u0103, decolteu\u2026 \u00cen partea opus\u0103 doi ciobani\u2026 \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i
\ntradi\u0163ional. Pleac\u0103 trenul, ciobanii studiau cu aten\u0163ie\u2026 colega de
\ndrum. La un moment dat, un purice ce \u015fedea pe un cioban sare pe piciorul
\ngagicii. Asta pune m\u00e2na s\u0103-l prind\u0103\u2026 Puricele sare pe genunchi\u2026 asta
\nd\u0103 s\u0103-l prind\u0103\u2026 puricele sare pe glezn\u0103. Gagica se concentreaz\u0103 \u015fi pac
\nse apleac\u0103 brusc s\u0103-l prind\u0103 \u015fi scap\u0103 un v\u00e2nt. Un cioban d\u0103 din cap
\nmul\u0163umit:
\n– A\u015fa domni\u0163\u0103\u2026 dac\u0103 nu-l po\u0163i prinde pu\u015fc\u0103-l, mama lui de \u0163opangiu!
\n<\/b>
\n\u00centrebare la Radio Erevan:
\n-To\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii vor acela\u015fi lucru de la femei?
\nRadio Erevan :
\n– Nu, unii cer \u015fi bani.<\/p>\n

Familia merge la un parc de distrac\u0163ii \u015fi c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 un ursule\u0163. Tat\u0103l \u00eei
\nadun\u0103 pe copii \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103:
\n-Ia s\u0103 vedem, cine e cel mai ascult\u0103tor, cine nu face mofturi
\nniciodat\u0103, cine nu iese din cuv\u00e2ntul mamei?
\nLa care copiii:
\n-Bine, tat\u0103, ia tu ursule\u0163ul!<\/p>\n

Ion c\u0103tre Maria:
\n– Fa, tu e\u015fti neam de boomerang? Eu te trimit la m\u0103-ta \u015fi tu vii \u00eenapoi?<\/p>\n

– Ioane, am auzit c\u0103 te-ai c\u0103s\u0103torit cu o unguroaic\u0103!
\n– Da\u2026
\n– Da\u2019 di ce?
\n– Ap\u0103i, \u015ftii, rom\u00e2ncele sunt mai fragile, deseori se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc\u2026
\n– \u015ei ce, unguroaicele nu se \u00eemboln\u0103vesc?
\n– Ba da, dar de ele nu-\u0163i pare at\u00e2t de r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Un t\u00e2n\u0103r medic ajunge \u00eentr-o mic\u0103 localitate pentru a-l \u00eenlocui pe un confrate ce urma s\u0103 se pensioneze.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Plin de bun\u0103voin\u0163\u0103, medicul mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u00eei propune celui t\u00e2n\u0103r s\u0103-l \u00eenso\u0163easc\u0103<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u00een ultimele sale vizite, pentru a se familiariza cu viitorii pacien\u0163i.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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La prima cas\u0103, femeia care locuia acolo li s-a pl\u00e2ns c\u0103 are gre\u0163uri \u015fi se simte balonat\u0103.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea pe g\u00e2nduri, medicul cel v\u00e2rstnic i-a spus:
\n– Dumneata ai m\u00e2ncat prea multe fructe. Ia tableta asta \u015fi te vei sim\u0163i imediat mai bine!
\nDup\u0103 ce au p\u0103r\u0103sit respectiva locuin\u0163\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103rul se minuneaz\u0103:
\n– Domnule doctor, cum a\u0163i reu\u015fit s-o diagnostica\u0163i at\u00e2t de repede \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s-o consulta\u0163i?!
\n– Nici nu trebuia, r\u0103spunse v\u00e2rstnicul. Dup\u0103 cum ai observat, am sc\u0103pat stetoscopul \u015fi, c\u00e2nd m-am aplecat dup\u0103 el, am v\u0103zut \u00een g\u0103leata de gunoi o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de coji de banan\u0103.\u00a0Am fost sigur c\u0103 din pricina asta se sim\u0163ea r\u0103u femeia.
\n– Oau! Extraordinar! Permite\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u015fi eu trucul \u0103sta la urm\u0103toarea cas\u0103?
\nZis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Aici, femeia care i-a \u00eent\u00e2mpinat p\u0103rea cam nesigur\u0103 pe ea \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 li se pl\u00e2ng\u0103 de faptul c\u0103 au p\u0103r\u0103sit-o puterile \u015fi se simte foarte extenuat\u0103.
\n– Munci\u0163i prea mult \u00een folosul bisericii! R\u0103ri\u0163i activit\u0103\u0163ile parohiale \u015fi ve\u0163i fi din nou \u00een form\u0103, i-a recomandat t\u00e2n\u0103rul medic.
\n– Colega, cred c\u0103 diagnosticul dumitale este corect. Cum ai ajuns la el?, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 medicul v\u00e2rstnic pe cel t\u00e2n\u0103r, dup\u0103 ce au p\u0103r\u0103sit casa.
\n– Ei bine, dup\u0103 cum a\u0163i v\u0103zut, am sc\u0103pat \u015fi eu stetoscopul pe du\u015fumea \u015fi, c\u00e2nd m-am aplecat s\u0103-l ridic, am dat cu ochii de p\u0103rintele paroh, care se afla sub pat!!!<\/i><\/b>\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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