{"id":642,"date":"2012-08-01T22:52:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T19:52:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gogescu.com\/?p=642"},"modified":"2012-08-01T22:52:57","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T19:52:57","slug":"despre-avocati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gogescu.com\/wp\/2012\/08\/01\/despre-avocati\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre avocati&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><strong><\/strong>Un avocat cu o cariera de succes isi parca masina sa Lexus nou-nouta in fata oficiului si parcand masina se grabi sa se laude in fata colegilor sai.<\/h4>\n<h4>Pe cand se da jos din masina un camion trecu in viteza pe langa el si facu praf usa de pe partea soferului.<\/h4>\n<h4>Avocatul suna imediat la 911 si in mai putin de 5 minute aparu si politia.<br \/>\n<!--more-->Inainte ca politistul sa poate deschide gura avocatul incepu sa tipe isteric ca masina lui era cumparata doar de o zi, ca nu mai era acum buna de nimic indiferent cat ar incerca cei de la service sa o faca ca inainte.<\/h4>\n<h4>Dupa ce avocatul se opri sa respire politistul se uita cu dispret si mila la avocat si ii spuse:<\/h4>\n<h4>-Nu imi vine sa cred cat puteti fi de materialisti voi avocatii. 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